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WHY IT FITS

Wearable Nonsense · Est. 2026 · Chico, CA

Funny shirts. Questionable judgment. Excellent cotton.

Original funny tees for dads, deadpans, homebodies and people who are technically on time. Wearable nonsense, designed in Chico, California. Printed when you order. Shipped anywhere in the US.

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  • US shippingTracked delivery anywhere in the US. Cost shown at checkout.
  • Made to orderPrinted just for you, like a custom groan.
  • Misprint promiseArrives wrong? Send a photo within 30 days and we reprint it free.

The Starting Lineup

Five shirts. Zero refunds on the jokes.

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There's one for the dad who won't stop, the fisherman who rounds up, the friend who's a mess but always early, the naughty-list overachiever and the person who'd rather be home right now. Pick yours, or pick theirs.

White t-shirt printed with the words “Dad Jokes Are” above a distressed rubber stamp reading “Non-Refundable”Black t-shirt printed with the words “Dad Jokes Are” above a distressed rubber stamp reading “Non-Refundable”
Dad Jokes Are Non-RefundableDads and grandpas, and the kids and partners who buy for them. From $27.99
White t-shirt printed with “My Fishing Stories Are 40% True” around a long tape measure with a tiny fish labeled “actual fish”Black t-shirt printed with “My Fishing Stories Are 40% True” around a long tape measure with a tiny fish labeled “actual fish”
My Fishing Stories Are 40% TrueFishing dads, uncles and grandpas, plus everyone who's heard the story. From $27.99
White t-shirt printed with “Unhinged” in wobbly capitals, a calm italic “but”, and “Punctual.” squared away underneathBlack t-shirt printed with “Unhinged” in wobbly capitals, a calm italic “but”, and “Punctual.” squared away underneath
Unhinged but PunctualCoworkers, best friends and the reliably chaotic. From $27.99
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White t-shirt printed with “Santa Needed a Second Folder for Me” with an overstuffed file box labeled “Naughty List Vol. 2”Black t-shirt printed with “Santa Needed a Second Folder for Me” with an overstuffed file box labeled “Naughty List Vol. 2”
Santa Needed a Second Folder for MeOffice gift swaps, holiday parties and proud naughty-listers. From $27.99
White t-shirt printed with “I Have Plans. They're called Not Going.” in three stacked linesBlack t-shirt printed with “I Have Plans. They're called Not Going.” in three stacked lines
I Have Plans. They're Called Not Going.Introverts, homebodies and professional plan-cancelers. From $27.99

Why It Fits? Because it's funny.

Why It Fits makes shirts for people who think a groan is a standing ovation. Every design is an original joke: no borrowed memes, no punching down, no cartoon mice with lawyers.

We print each shirt only after you order it, so there's no warehouse full of unsold puns, just one shirt made for one person with excellent taste in bad jokes.

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