Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee
Dad Jokes Are Non-Refundable Tee
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
You can't return a dad joke. Believe us, the family has tried. This tee makes it official with a no-refunds stamp that tells the whole room what's coming: puns, groans, and at least one “Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.” Made for the guy who laughs at his own jokes first and loudest. The shirt is covered by our misprint promise. The jokes are final sale.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Pick your size at checkout. Direct links: Light version · Dark version
Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Details
- Who it's for: Dads and grandpas, and the kids and partners who buy for them.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
- Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
- Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
- Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
