S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Your Thanksgiving survival plan, in three steps. The turkey is dry, your uncle has opinions, and someone just asked when you're getting married. Stay calm and follow the checklist: two boxes ticked, and step 3 is non-negotiable. Three steps, zero politics. Pass the stuffing, not opinions. For Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving and any family dinner that might get spicy.
Seasonal pick. Printing gets busy before Thanksgiving, so order early if you want it for the big dinner. Works through Christmas too. Step 3 still applies.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Who it's for: Family-dinner survivors, Friendsgiving hosts and polite introverts.
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Price
S
18
28
$27.99
M
20
29
$27.99
L
22
30
$27.99
XL
24
31
$27.99
2XL
26
32
$30.99
3XL
28
33
$30.99
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
