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Halloween 2026 · Limited edition · 12 designs

Halloween 2026: Limited Edition

Candy taxes, nocturnal introverts and one deeply committed costume. Twelve spooky-ish tees, available until Nov 23. Every one is a Bella+Canvas 3001, $27.99 ($30.99 for 2XL and up), made to order. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Heads up on timing. Orders placed now will likely arrive after Oct 31: every shirt is made to order, about 2–5 business days to print plus 3–5 business days to ship in the US. We can't promise Halloween delivery. Half of these are funnier in November anyway.

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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Official Candy Tax Collector” over a wrapped candy, with “Dad Dept. / 30% of all hauls. No receipts. No appeals.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Official Candy Tax Collector” over a wrapped candy, with “Dad Dept. / 30% of all hauls. No receipts. No appeals.”
Official Candy Tax CollectorDads on trick-or-treat duty, and the kids who know the rules. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a small ghost above “Boo. Now Leave.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a small ghost above “Boo. Now Leave.”
Boo. Now Leave.Introverts, deadpans and anyone hosting the party against their will. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Bite Size Is a Lie.” above a tiny candy bar labeled “Actual size. Not even a bite.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Bite Size Is a Lie.” above a tiny candy bar labeled “Actual size. Not even a bite.”
Bite Size Is a Lie.Candy realists and anyone who's opened a fun-sized disappointment. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Calcium Enthusiast” above a skull and crossbones, with “Drink your milk.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Calcium Enthusiast” above a skull and crossbones, with “Drink your milk.”
Calcium EnthusiastSkeleton fans, milk drinkers and pun people with good posture. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a witch hat above “Witchful Thinking” in script, with “Manifesting: a nap”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a witch hat above “Witchful Thinking” in script, with “Manifesting: a nap”
Witchful ThinkingWitchy friends, manifesters and professional nappers. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Out of My Gourd” above a grinning jack-o'-lantern, with “And frankly, thriving.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Out of My Gourd” above a grinning jack-o'-lantern, with “And frankly, thriving.”
Out of My GourdPumpkin people, fall enthusiasts and the gloriously unhinged. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Not Avoiding You.” above a bat with wings spread, then “Just Nocturnal.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Not Avoiding You.” above a bat with wings spread, then “Just Nocturnal.”
Not Avoiding You. Just Nocturnal.Night owls, introverts and anyone who answers texts at 2 AM. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “I Eat the Candy Corn.” above a big candy corn, with “Someone has to.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “I Eat the Candy Corn.” above a big candy corn, with “Someone has to.”
I Eat the Candy Corn.Candy corn defenders (all six of you) and the friends who judge them. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Candy Hangover” above a row of wrapped candies, with “Please unwrap quietly.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Candy Hangover” above a row of wrapped candies, with “Please unwrap quietly.”
Candy HangoverSugar-crash survivors and anyone still finding wrappers in the couch. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Still in Costume.” above an eye mask, with “It's November. I committed.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Still in Costume.” above an eye mask, with “It's November. I committed.”
Still in Costume.People who commit to the bit, well into November. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “Bone Tired” above a sleeping skull with little z's, and “Do not resurrect before noon.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “Bone Tired” above a sleeping skull with little z's, and “Do not resurrect before noon.”
Bone TiredTired parents, night-shifters and anyone who'd rather nap than haunt. From $27.99
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Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with “This Is My” above a hang tag reading “Costume, effort level: low”, with “I came as a guy who didn't dress up.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with “This Is My” above a hang tag reading “Costume, effort level: low”, with “I came as a guy who didn't dress up.”
This Is My Costume (Effort Level: Low)Last-minute partygoers and proud minimum-effort costumers. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Black with orange ink.