Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee
No Thoughts. Just Crimes. Tee
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
Knocked it off the counter. Again. Big round eyes. Not a single thought behind them. And yet, somehow, everything is on the floor. This one's for the small, adorable criminal who runs your house: the cup off the counter, the 3 AM zoomies, full eye contact the whole time. Innocent face, long record, zero remorse, all purrs.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Pick your size and color at checkout. Direct link: Dark version
Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
More ink colors
Same art, same size and spot, in four more inks. Each ink is its own product in our store, separate from the Light/Dark picker above.
Sky Blue ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, Forest, and Heather Navy. Previews show Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, and Forest. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Sky Blue inkMint Green ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, and Forest. Previews show Forest, Black, Navy, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Mint Green inkOrange ink
Shirt colors: Black and Navy. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Orange inkGold ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Forest, Maroon, Brown, Dark Grey Heather, and Heather Navy. Previews show Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Gold inkDetails
- Who it's for: Cat people living with a tiny, fuzzy repeat offender.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
- Sizes S–3XL. Dark only: Black or Dark Grey Heather (you pick the color at checkout).
- Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
- Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
