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Christmas 2026 · Limited edition · While it lasts

Christmas 2026: Limited Edition

Tangled lights, a cookie inspector and a present that is very obviously socks. A sleigh-load of tees for the holidays, available until Dec 25. Every one is a Bella+Canvas 3001, $27.99 ($30.99 for 2XL and up), made to order. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Want it by Christmas? Order by about Dec 10 for standard shipping or Dec 16 for express to get it by Christmas (estimates, not guarantees).

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with an unimpressed ornament face and the words “Professional Humbug. It's Seasonal.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with an unimpressed ornament face and the words “Professional Humbug. It's Seasonal.”

Professional HumbugThe relative whose face says “no” before anyone has asked. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a holiday ham and the words “I Came for the Ham. The Relatives Were a Surprise.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a holiday ham and the words “I Came for the Ham. The Relatives Were a Surprise.”

I Came for the Ham. The Relatives Were a Surprise.Holiday dinner guests who are here for the food, mostly. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a hopelessly tangled string of Christmas lights and the words “Light Untangler. Unpaid. Unthanked.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a hopelessly tangled string of Christmas lights and the words “Light Untangler. Unpaid. Unthanked.”

Light Untangler. Unpaid. Unthanked.Dads, ladder holders and whoever always ends up on lights duty. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a bitten cookie and the words “Cookie Inspector. Every batch. Every cookie. Someone has to.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a bitten cookie and the words “Cookie Inspector. Every batch. Every cookie. Someone has to.”

Cookie InspectorBakers' helpers, cookie-tray loiterers and anyone who eats the broken ones. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a pixel-knit sweater pattern and the words “This Is My Ugly Sweater. It's a T-shirt. I run warm.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel-knit sweater pattern and the words “This Is My Ugly Sweater. It's a T-shirt. I run warm.”

This Is My Ugly Sweater.Ugly-sweater-party guests who refuse to overheat. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a muted speaker icon, a volume slider at zero and the words “Silent Night Is My Preferred Setting.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a muted speaker icon, a volume slider at zero and the words “Silent Night Is My Preferred Setting.”

Silent Night Is My Preferred Setting.Introverts surviving a loud house full of family. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a holiday attendance checklist with “Jolly” and “Merry” unchecked and “Present (technically.)” checked

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a holiday attendance checklist with “Jolly” and “Merry” unchecked and “Present (technically.)” checked

Holiday Attendance: Present (Technically.)Anyone who showed up, and would like that noted. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a soapy plate and the words “On Dish Duty. It's Quieter in Here.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a soapy plate and the words “On Dish Duty. It's Quieter in Here.”

On Dish Duty. It's Quieter in Here.The kitchen hider who “really doesn't mind” doing the dishes. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a snow shovel and a snow pile with the words “I Shovel. Therefore I'm Sore.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a snow shovel and a snow pile with the words “I Shovel. Therefore I'm Sore.”

I Shovel. Therefore I'm Sore.Driveway philosophers and anyone with a snow-day backache. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a gift tag with “Dave” crossed out for “You” and the words “This Shirt Was Regifted. With Love. Again.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a gift tag with “Dave” crossed out for “You” and the words “This Shirt Was Regifted. With Love. Again.”

This Shirt Was Regifted. With Love. Again.White-elephant pros and anyone who has rewrapped a gift with a straight face. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a Christmas tree and the words “Artificial Tree. Artificial Cheer.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a Christmas tree and the words “Artificial Tree. Artificial Cheer.”

Artificial Tree. Artificial Cheer.Fake-tree loyalists doing their festive best. From $27.99

Forest t-shirt printed in gold ink with a sock-shaped wrapped present and the words “It's Socks. I Can Tell. Thank you. I love them.”

White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sock-shaped wrapped present and the words “It's Socks. I Can Tell. Thank you. I love them.”

It's Socks. I Can Tell.Gift-shakers, sock recipients and the very easy to shop for. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Navy, Forest or Black with gold ink.