Holiday Attendance: Present (Technically.) Tee

Who it's for: Anyone who showed up, and would like that noted.

Limited edition: available until Dec 25, then it goes back in the attic with the tangled lights.

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. Sizes S–3XL.
• Direct-to-garment print. Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days to ship in the US with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.

• Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hoodie: 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece, double-lined hood with drawcord, front pouch pocket.
• Sizes S–5XL. Light: Sport Grey or White (dark ink). Dark: Dark Heather or Navy or Black (off-white ink).
• Classic unisex fit. The tee size chart doesn't apply here; Shopify shows sizing at checkout.
• Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
• Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

• Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt: 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
• Sizes S–5XL. Light: Sport Grey or White (dark ink). Dark: Dark Heather or Navy or Black (off-white ink).
• Classic unisex fit. The tee size chart doesn't apply here; Shopify shows sizing at checkout.
• Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
• Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.

• 11oz white ceramic mug with a glossy finish. The design is printed on both sides, so lefties get the joke too.
• C-shaped handle. Lead and BPA free. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
• Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.

Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).

Order by about Dec 10 for standard shipping or Dec 16 for express to get it by Christmas (estimates, not guarantees). If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. Full policy.