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Dog People: The Dog Is Always the Plus-One

For people who RSVP with the dog, find the dog at every party and accept fur as a seasoning. The dog already thinks you're cool. These help everyone else catch up.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a happy dog face and the words “The Dog Thinks I'm Cool. (Everyone else is still deciding.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a happy dog face and the words “The Dog Thinks I'm Cool. (Everyone else is still deciding.)”
The Dog Thinks I'm Cool. (Everyone Else Is Still Deciding.)Dog people with exactly one guaranteed fan. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a bar chart of walking 10% and sniffing 90%, paw prints and the words “Our Walks.” (We are not in a hurry.)White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a bar chart of walking 10% and sniffing 90%, paw prints and the words “Our Walks.” (We are not in a hurry.)
Our Walks: Sniffing 90%Walkers who haven't left the block in 40 minutes. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a shaker with a paw print and the words “Fur Is a Condiment. (It's on everything.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a shaker with a paw print and the words “Fur Is a Condiment. (It's on everything.)”
Fur Is a CondimentAnyone who owns a lint roller and has given up on it. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a dog face with a heart speech bubble and the words “I Talk to the Dog. No Interruptions. Best Listener I Know.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a dog face with a heart speech bubble and the words “I Talk to the Dog. No Interruptions. Best Listener I Know.”
I Talk to the DogPeople whose best listener has four legs. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a content dog face with hearts and the words “I'm Not Ignoring You. I'm Petting the Dog.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a content dog face with hearts and the words “I'm Not Ignoring You. I'm Petting the Dog.”
I'm Not Ignoring You. I'm Petting the DogThe guest who heads straight for the host's dog. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a dog bone and the words “Official Treat Dispenser. Payment Accepted in Tail Wags.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a dog bone and the words “Official Treat Dispenser. Payment Accepted in Tail Wags.”
Official Treat DispenserThe family member the dog actually listens to (at snack time). From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a checklist reading “Find the dog” and “Stay with the dog”, a dog face and the words “Party Plans.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a checklist reading “Find the dog” and “Stay with the dog”, a dog face and the words “Party Plans.”
Party Plans: Find the DogParty guests with a strategy, and the strategy is the dog. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a door, paw prints and the words “Professional Door Opener. In. Out. In. Out. (Repeat until dinner.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a door, paw prints and the words “Professional Door Opener. In. Out. In. Out. (Repeat until dinner.)”
Professional Door OpenerAnyone whose main household role is the door. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a dog face and the words “I'm Bringing the Dog. Or I'm not coming.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a dog face and the words “I'm Bringing the Dog. Or I'm not coming.”
I'm Bringing the Dog. Or I'm Not ComingPeople who RSVP for two, and one of them has four legs. From $27.99
Navy t-shirt printed in gold ink with a dog asleep in a bed and the words “The Dog Lets Me Sleep on the Bed. Sometimes.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a dog asleep in a bed and the words “The Dog Lets Me Sleep on the Bed. Sometimes.”
The Dog Lets Me Sleep on the Bed. SometimesPeople clinging to the last 12 inches of their own mattress. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Navy, Forest or Black with gold ink.

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