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Pitbull: Blocky Heads, Squishy Hearts

A love letter to the couch-stealing, bathroom-following, 2 AM house-lapping lap dogs who think 65 pounds is a reasonable lap size. Pro-pit-bull from collar to tail: all cuddles, zero tough-guy nonsense.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “Will Follow You to the Bathroom. (And everywhere else.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “Will Follow You to the Bathroom. (And everywhere else.)”
Will Follow You to the Bathroom. (And Everywhere Else.)Pit bull people with a 60-pound escort to every room. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “Nanny Dog On Duty. Naps Supervised. Snacks Inspected.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “Nanny Dog On Duty. Naps Supervised. Snacks Inspected.”
Nanny Dog on DutyFamilies whose pit bull runs the house (gently). From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a pit bull face with hearts and the words “Blocky Head. Squishy Heart.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pit bull face with hearts and the words “Blocky Head. Squishy Heart.”
Blocky Head. Squishy HeartAnyone who has met a pit bull and turned to mush. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a pit bull napping on a couch and the words “Every Couch Is a Pit Stop. (All of them. Yes, yours too.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pit bull napping on a couch and the words “Every Couch Is a Pit Stop. (All of them. Yes, yours too.)”
Every Couch Is a Pit StopPit bull owners who sit on the floor now. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a pit bull face mid-sprint and the words “House Laps. Scheduled Daily, 2:00 AM.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pit bull face mid-sprint and the words “House Laps. Scheduled Daily, 2:00 AM.”
House Laps Scheduled Daily 2:00 AMOwners of a pit bull with a strict 2 AM cardio schedule. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a pit bull face with a bone and hearts and the words “Will Trade Kisses for Snacks.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pit bull face with a bone and hearts and the words “Will Trade Kisses for Snacks.”
Will Trade Kisses for SnacksPit bull people who have paid in snacks and regret nothing. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a sleeping pit bull face and the words “My Job: Human Pillow. My Boss: A Pitbull.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sleeping pit bull face and the words “My Job: Human Pillow. My Boss: A Pitbull.”
My Job: Human PillowFull-time pit bull furniture. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “65 lb Lap Dog. (Disputes the 65.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a smiling pit bull face and the words “65 lb Lap Dog. (Disputes the 65.)”
65 lb Lap DogAnyone whose lap has been claimed by something far too big for it. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a wiggling pit bull face and the words “The Tail Wags the Whole Dog.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a wiggling pit bull face and the words “The Tail Wags the Whole Dog.”
The Tail Wags the Whole DogPeople greeted at the door by a full-body wiggle. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a sleeping pit bull face and the words “Snores Like a Truck. Cuddles Like a Teddy.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sleeping pit bull face and the words “Snores Like a Truck. Cuddles Like a Teddy.”
Snores Like a TruckLight sleepers who share a bed with a very loud teddy bear. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Navy, Forest or Black with orange ink.

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