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Powerlifting: Heavy Things, Light Conversation

For lifters who chalk up, brace and would rather not chat between sets. Deadlift-day disclaimers, depth that actually got checked, and a social policy that puts protein first and people a distant second.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a loaded barbell and the words “I Move Heavy Things and Avoid Eye Contact.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a loaded barbell and the words “I Move Heavy Things and Avoid Eye Contact.”
I Move Heavy Things and Avoid Eye ContactLifters who came to train, not to mingle. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a barbell and the words “Your Max? Cute. I Warm Up With That.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a barbell and the words “Your Max? Cute. I Warm Up With That.”
Your Max? Cute. I Warm Up With ThatStrong lifters with a gentle (ish) bedside manner. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a bending barbell and the words “Yes, It's Heavy. No, My Back Is Fine. (Deadlift day)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a bending barbell and the words “Yes, It's Heavy. No, My Back Is Fine. (Deadlift day)”
Yes, It's Heavy. No, My Back Is FineDeadlifters tired of the family-dinner spine interrogation. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a barbell and the words “Depth: Checked. Mon. Wed. Fri. (Hip crease below knee.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a barbell and the words “Depth: Checked. Mon. Wed. Fri. (Hip crease below knee.)”
Depth: CheckedLifters who take every rep all the way down, three days a week. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a barbell over a bench and the words “Don't Ask Me What I Bench. I'll Tell You. Every. Single. Time.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a barbell over a bench and the words “Don't Ask Me What I Bench. I'll Tell You. Every. Single. Time.”
Don't Ask Me What I BenchBench press devotees with numbers ready to share. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a chalky handprint and the words “It's Chalk. Nothing to See Here.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a chalky handprint and the words “It's Chalk. Nothing to See Here.”
It's Chalk. Nothing to See HereLifters who leave white handprints on everything they own. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a couch and the words “Couch Day Is Part of the Program. Recovering, Not Skipping.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a couch and the words “Couch Day Is Part of the Program. Recovering, Not Skipping.”
Couch Day Is Part of the ProgramLifters who take recovery as seriously as the heavy days. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a pair of headphones and the words “Not Rude. Just Mid-Set. Talk to me in 90 seconds.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pair of headphones and the words “Not Rude. Just Mid-Set. Talk to me in 90 seconds.”
Not Rude. Just Mid-SetHeadphones-on lifters who'll chat after this set. Or not. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a protein shaker and the words “Protein First. People Later.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a protein shaker and the words “Protein First. People Later.”
Protein First. People LaterPost-workout introverts with a full shaker and an empty social calendar. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in orange ink with a weight plate and the words “Plate Expectations. A Novel Approach to Lifting.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a weight plate and the words “Plate Expectations. A Novel Approach to Lifting.”
Plate ExpectationsLifters with a library card and a literary streak. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink), or Navy, Forest or Black with orange ink.

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