Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee
Unhinged but Punctual Tee
$27.99
S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout
The original. Unhinged on the inside, five minutes early on the outside. The first wording of this one: wobbly letters up top, a calm little “but” in the middle, and PUNCTUAL. squared away at the bottom, for people who have a lot going on but still RSVP'd on time. Built for coworkers, best friends, and anyone whose group chat is a crime scene but whose calendar is immaculate. Professionally deranged. Never late.
Also comes in… Chaotic but Punctual: same layout, same punctuality, gentler first word.
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up. Shirts can't be returned, regret can.
Pick your size at checkout. Direct links: Light version · Dark version
Made to order: printed just for you, like a custom groan. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
More ink colors
Same art, same size and spot, in six more inks. Each ink is its own product in our store, separate from the Light/Dark picker above.
Navy Blue ink
Shirt colors: White, Natural, Soft Cream, Ash, and Athletic Heather. Previews show White, Natural, and Athletic Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Navy Blue inkForest Green ink
Shirt colors: White, Natural, Soft Cream, Ash, and Athletic Heather. Previews show Natural, White, and Athletic Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Forest Green inkSky Blue ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, Forest, and Heather Navy. Previews show Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, and Forest. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Sky Blue inkMint Green ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Asphalt, and Forest. Previews show Forest, Black, Navy, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Mint Green inkOrange ink
Shirt colors: Black and Navy. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Orange inkGold ink
Shirt colors: Black, Navy, Forest, Maroon, Brown, Dark Grey Heather, and Heather Navy. Previews show Maroon, Black, Navy, Forest, and Dark Grey Heather. Pick your shirt color and size at checkout.
Buy on our Shopify store · Gold inkHoodie S–XL $44.99 · 2XL–5XL $47.99
Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout.
Made to order: printed just for you after you buy. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Crewneck Sweatshirt S–XL $39.99 · 2XL–5XL $42.99
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Made to order: printed just for you after you buy. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Mug 11oz $17.99
11oz white ceramic mug, printed on both sides
One size: 11oz. No garment color to pick.
Made to order: printed just for you after you buy. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.
Details
Who it's for: Coworkers, best friends and the reliably unhinged.
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
- Sizes S–3XL. Light versions in White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), dark versions in Black or Navy (off-white ink).
- Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
- Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend unisex hoodie: 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece, double-lined hood with drawcord, front pouch pocket.
- Sizes S–5XL. Light: Sport Grey or White (dark ink). Dark: Dark Heather or Navy or Black (off-white ink).
- Classic unisex fit. The tee size chart doesn't apply here; Shopify shows sizing at checkout.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
- Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.
- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend unisex crewneck sweatshirt: 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
- Sizes S–5XL. Light: Sport Grey or White (dark ink). Dark: Dark Heather or Navy or Black (off-white ink).
- Classic unisex fit. The tee size chart doesn't apply here; Shopify shows sizing at checkout.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
- Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron the print.
- 11oz white ceramic mug with a glossy finish. The design is printed on both sides, so lefties get the joke too.
- C-shaped handle. Lead and BPA free. Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Made to order: printed after you buy, then shipped to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | $27.99 |
| M | 20 | 29 | $27.99 |
| L | 22 | 30 | $27.99 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | $27.99 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | $30.99 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | $30.99 |
Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. Treat it like you treat the joke: gently, and often.
Shipping & misprints
Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.
