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Cat People: Judged by a Cat. Daily.

For people who live with a small, furry landlord. These shirts are for the ones who have been judged, ignored and then sat on, all before breakfast. You don't own a cat; you just pay the rent.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a loaf-shaped cat and the words “Professional Lap Provider.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a loaf-shaped cat and the words “Professional Lap Provider.”
Professional Lap ProviderCat parents whose lap is booked solid. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a loaf-shaped cat and the words “Owned by a Small Loaf.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a loaf-shaped cat and the words “Owned by a Small Loaf.”
Owned by a Small LoafPeople who live with a loaf-shaped cat that makes the rules. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a sitting cat with a heart and the words “The Cat Picked Me.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sitting cat with a heart and the words “The Cat Picked Me.”
The Cat Picked MePeople who were chosen by a cat, not the other way around. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with the words “Can't Move. Cat on Lap.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “Can't Move. Cat on Lap.”
Can't Move. Cat on LapAnyone who has put the whole day on hold for a sleeping cat. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a pair of closed cat eyes and the words “Slow Blink Means I Love You.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pair of closed cat eyes and the words “Slow Blink Means I Love You.”
Slow Blink Means I Love YouCat people fluent in slow blinks. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a cat on an armchair and the words “My Cat Thinks I'm Furniture.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a cat on an armchair and the words “My Cat Thinks I'm Furniture.”
My Cat Thinks I'm FurnitureCat parents who double as the cat's favorite chair. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a cat face and the words “Head Bonks Accepted Here.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a cat face and the words “Head Bonks Accepted Here.”
Head Bonks Accepted HereCat people who welcome a forehead bump any time. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with paw prints and the words “Tiny Roommate. Big Opinions.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with paw prints and the words “Tiny Roommate. Big Opinions.”
Tiny Roommate. Big OpinionsPeople sharing a home with a small cat with big opinions. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a cat on a table, a falling mug and the words “It Was Too Close to the Edge.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a cat on a table, a falling mug and the words “It Was Too Close to the Edge.”
It Was Too Close to the EdgeAnyone who has swept up after a cat cleared the table. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in lavender ink with a cat silhouette and the words “Cat Hair Is an Accessory.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a cat silhouette and the words “Cat Hair Is an Accessory.”
Cat Hair Is an AccessoryCat parents who wear the fur and call it style. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: lavender ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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