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Fishing: Patience, Bait and a Slightly Exaggerated Story

For people who wake up before the sun to sit very still and get rained on, on purpose. These shirts are for the patient, the hopeful and the slightly dishonest about measurements. Bring snacks, bring sunscreen, and leave your exact fishing spot off the group chat.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a fish and the words “Caught One. It Grew on the Drive Home.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a fish and the words “Caught One. It Grew on the Drive Home.”
Caught One. It Grew on the Drive HomeAnglers whose fish get a little bigger every time the story is told. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a bobber on wavy water and the words “I Stare at Water. It's a Skill.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a bobber on wavy water and the words “I Stare at Water. It's a Skill.”
I Stare at Water. It's a SkillBobber watchers who call it focus, not staring. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a small fish on a long measuring arrow and the words “It Was Bigger in Person.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a small fish on a long measuring arrow and the words “It Was Bigger in Person.”
It Was Bigger in PersonAnglers whose photos never quite capture the size. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a loop of tangled fishing line and the words “More Knots Than Fish.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a loop of tangled fishing line and the words “More Knots Than Fish.”
More Knots Than FishAnglers who spend more time untangling than reeling in. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a sun rising over the water and the words “Awake Before the Fish.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sun rising over the water and the words “Awake Before the Fish.”
Awake Before the FishEarly risers who beat the sun to the water. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in teal ink with a stamp box, redaction bars and the words “My Fishing Spot Is Classified.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a stamp box, redaction bars and the words “My Fishing Spot Is Classified.”
My Fishing Spot Is ClassifiedAnglers who guard their best spot like a state secret. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: teal ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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