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Camping: Paid Money to Sleep on Rocks. Worth It.

For people who willingly leave a perfectly good bed to sleep on the ground. These shirts are for marshmallow burners, sleeping-bag burritos and the friend who swears the tent was easier in the video. Bring snacks, bring bug spray, leave the charger at home.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a tent, a pile of rocks and the words “I Paid Money to Sleep on Rocks.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a tent, a pile of rocks and the words “I Paid Money to Sleep on Rocks.”
I Paid Money to Sleep on RocksCampers who paid good money for a spot on the ground. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a campfire whose smoke trails after a little stick figure and the words “Campfire Smoke Follows Me Personally.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a campfire whose smoke trails after a little stick figure and the words “Campfire Smoke Follows Me Personally.”
Campfire Smoke Follows Me PersonallyAnyone who has played musical chairs with campfire smoke. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a flaming marshmallow on a stick and the words “Professional Marshmallow Burner.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a flaming marshmallow on a stick and the words “Professional Marshmallow Burner.”
Professional Marshmallow BurnerCampfire cooks who like their marshmallows on fire. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a zipped-up tent and the words “Zipped In. Come Back Tomorrow.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a zipped-up tent and the words “Zipped In. Come Back Tomorrow.”
Zipped In. Come Back TomorrowCampers who are in the tent and staying there. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with five stars, a mosquito and the words “Rated Five Stars by Mosquitoes.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with five stars, a mosquito and the words “Rated Five Stars by Mosquitoes.”
Rated Five Stars by MosquitoesCampers the bugs always find first. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a hammock between two pine trees and the words “Hiked Three Miles for This Nap.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a hammock between two pine trees and the words “Hiked Three Miles for This Nap.”
Hiked Three Miles for This NapHikers who are really in it for the hammock. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a rain cloud over a tent and the words “Rained Again. Still Counts.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a rain cloud over a tent and the words “Rained Again. Still Counts.”
Rained Again. Still CountsCampers who count a soggy weekend as a win. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a sleeper zipped into a sleeping bag and the words “Sleeping Bag Burrito.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sleeper zipped into a sleeping bag and the words “Sleeping Bag Burrito.”
Sleeping Bag BurritoCampers who sleep fully wrapped, face out only. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in pine green ink with a pitched tent with spare poles and the words “The Tent Was Easier in the Video. There are 3 poles left.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pitched tent with spare poles and the words “The Tent Was Easier in the Video. There are 3 poles left.”
The Tent Was Easier in the VideoAnyone still holding a spare tent pole and a question. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: pine green ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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