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Gardening: Talks to Tomatoes. Tomatoes Don't Reply.

For people with dirt under their nails and too many seed packets in the drawer. These shirts are for compost experts, day-47 weeders and anyone whose garden rules get overruled by slugs. Grow something, eat something, leave the extra zucchini on a neighbor's porch.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a tomato with a speech bubble and the words “I Talk to My Tomatoes.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a tomato with a speech bubble and the words “I Talk to My Tomatoes.”
I Talk to My TomatoesGardeners who give their tomatoes a daily pep talk. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a big zucchini and the words “Zucchini Season Veteran.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a big zucchini and the words “Zucchini Season Veteran.”
Zucchini Season VeteranGardeners who have survived a zucchini summer. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a sprout in a mound of soil and the words “Fluent in Compost.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sprout in a mound of soil and the words “Fluent in Compost.”
Fluent in CompostBackyard growers with strong opinions about their compost pile. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a slug and the words “My Garden. My Rules. (the slugs disagree.)”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a slug and the words “My Garden. My Rules. (the slugs disagree.)”
My Garden. My RulesGardeners who planned the beds and lost to the slugs. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a watering can and the words “Grows Food, Not Patience.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a watering can and the words “Grows Food, Not Patience.”
Grows Food, Not PatienceGardeners who check on the seeds every single day. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a sprout in a flowerpot and the words “Planted It. Forgot It. It Lived.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a sprout in a flowerpot and the words “Planted It. Forgot It. It Lived.”
Planted It. Forgot It. It LivedLow-effort gardeners with a surprising success rate. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with three seed packets and the words “Buys Seeds. Has No Room.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with three seed packets and the words “Buys Seeds. Has No Room.”
Buys Seeds. Has No RoomSeed-packet collectors with zero open beds. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a trowel, a kneeling pad and the words “Kneeling Pad Required.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a trowel, a kneeling pad and the words “Kneeling Pad Required.”
Kneeling Pad RequiredGardeners whose knees have notes. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a flowering weed with its roots and the words “Weeding: Day 47”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a flowering weed with its roots and the words “Weeding: Day 47”
Weeding: Day 47Weeders who pulled them yesterday and are back at it today. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in tomato red ink with a pile of zucchini and the words “Too Much Zucchini. Please Take Some.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pile of zucchini and the words “Too Much Zucchini. Please Take Some.”
Too Much Zucchini. Please Take SomeGardeners leaving extra zucchini on the neighbors' porches. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: tomato red ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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