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New Year's: Same Squat. Different Calendar.

For lifters who were here before January and will be here after February. These shirts are for the holiday bulkers, the asleep-by-midnight early lifters and everyone welcoming the new faces (and asking for the bench back). Same squat, different calendar. More lifting tees live in Powerlifting.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a barbell and the words “Here Since Before January.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a barbell and the words “Here Since Before January.”
Here Since Before JanuaryRegulars who had the gym to themselves in December. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a full progress bar and the words “Holiday Bulk: Complete.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a full progress bar and the words “Holiday Bulk: Complete.”
Holiday Bulk: CompleteLifters whose off-season went exactly as planned. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with confetti and the words “Welcome, January People.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with confetti and the words “Welcome, January People.”
Welcome, January PeopleGym regulars welcoming the new faces (and asking for the bench back). From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a wall calendar and the words “Same Squat. Different Calendar.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a wall calendar and the words “Same Squat. Different Calendar.”
Same Squat. Different CalendarLifters whose program didn't change with the date. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a barbell and the words “Busy Now. Empty by February.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a barbell and the words “Busy Now. Empty by February.”
Busy Now. Empty by FebruaryRegulars who know the gym empties out by week six. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with confetti and the words “3, 2, 1... Back to Deadlifts.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with confetti and the words “3, 2, 1... Back to Deadlifts.”
3, 2, 1... Back to DeadliftsLifters who count down straight to the barbell. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a moon and stars, a barbell and the words “Asleep by Midnight. Lifting by Six.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a moon and stars, a barbell and the words “Asleep by Midnight. Lifting by Six.”
Asleep by Midnight. Lifting by SixEarly lifters who slept through midnight on purpose. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a glass of sparkling wine and the words “Sparkling Wine Is Not a Pre-Workout.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a glass of sparkling wine and the words “Sparkling Wine Is Not a Pre-Workout.”
Sparkling Wine Is Not a Pre-WorkoutLifters who learned this one at a 9 a.m. session. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with the words “New Habit Lasted a Week. The Soreness Lasted Two.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with the words “New Habit Lasted a Week. The Soreness Lasted Two.”
New Habit Lasted a Week. The Soreness Lasted TwoAnyone walking down the stairs sideways after day one. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in champagne gold ink with a parking sign and the words “No Parking Spots. Must Be January.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a parking sign and the words “No Parking Spots. Must Be January.”
No Parking Spots. Must Be JanuaryLifters parking at the far end of the lot all month. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: champagne gold ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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