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Coffee: Do Not Speak Until Cup Two.

For people whose personality arrives with the second cup. These shirts are for espresso realists, four-time reheaters and anyone running on spite and beans. Approach with caution, bring a refill.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a steaming mug with a question mark and the words “Decaf Is a Rumor.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a steaming mug with a question mark and the words “Decaf Is a Rumor.”
Decaf Is a RumorCoffee drinkers who have never met decaf and don't plan to. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a saucer and espresso cup and the words “Running on Spite and Espresso.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a saucer and espresso cup and the words “Running on Spite and Espresso.”
Running on Spite and EspressoPeople making it to 5 p.m. on two fuels. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a speech bubble, a steaming mug and the words “Do Not Speak Until Cup Two.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a speech bubble, a steaming mug and the words “Do Not Speak Until Cup Two.”
Do Not Speak Until Cup TwoAnyone who holds all questions until the second cup. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with three coffee beans and the words “Caffeinated and Mildly Unpleasant.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with three coffee beans and the words “Caffeinated and Mildly Unpleasant.”
Caffeinated and Mildly UnpleasantThe fully awake, still-loading-the-friendliness crowd. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a mug with tally marks and the words “Reheated This Four Times.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a mug with tally marks and the words “Reheated This Four Times.”
Reheated This Four TimesPeople who will finish this cup eventually. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with two coffee beans and a heart and the words “Emotionally Supported by Beans.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with two coffee beans and a heart and the words “Emotionally Supported by Beans.”
Emotionally Supported by BeansCoffee people with a grinder and a routine. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a loading bar, a steaming mug and the words “Morning Person: Please Wait. Booting up... 14%”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a loading bar, a steaming mug and the words “Morning Person: Please Wait. Booting up... 14%”
Morning Person: Please WaitSlow starters with a boot sequence. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a steaming mug and the words “Hand Over the Mug Slowly.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a steaming mug and the words “Hand Over the Mug Slowly.”
Hand Over the Mug SlowlyAnyone you shouldn't startle before coffee. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with a row of mugs, the last one steaming, and the words “Cup Three. Proceed.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a row of mugs, the last one steaming, and the words “Cup Three. Proceed.”
Cup Three. ProceedPeople who are ready to talk after cup three. Briefly. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in caramel ink with an iced coffee and the words “Cold Brew, Warm Heart, Short Fuse.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with an iced coffee and the words “Cold Brew, Warm Heart, Short Fuse.”
Cold Brew, Warm Heart, Short FuseIced-coffee people, sweet as can be until tested. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: caramel ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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