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Mutt Cuts · Official merch · Bella+Canvas 3001 · Unisex tee

Everybody Sheds. Nobody Admits It.

$27.99

S–XL $27.99 · 2XL–3XL $30.99 · Shipping calculated at checkout

Look at the floor of any grooming shop, then look at your couch. Everybody sheds. Official merch from Mutt Cuts, the Chico, CA dog grooming shop (est. 2014). A soft unisex tee for dog people, groomer fans and anyone who leaves the house with a little fur on them.

Color: White (Tee · full-color print)

Full-color print on White, Athletic Heather or Baby Blue. Pick the exact color at checkout.

Size

Size here updates the price shown; you pick your size at checkout. Size chart · Not sure? Size up.

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Matching 11oz white mug: Everybody Sheds. Nobody Admits It. Mug.

Made to order: printed just for you. Misprints reprinted on us within 30 days. US shipping cost shown at checkout.

Details
  • Who it's for: Dog-and-cat households, groomer fans and anyone who leaves the house with a little fur on them.
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee: soft, lightweight, retail fit. True to size for most people; size up for a roomier fit.
  • Sizes S–3XL. Each design comes on White, Athletic Heather or Baby Blue, printed in full color (light shirts only, so the pencil art stays crisp).
  • Direct-to-garment print, so the ink soaks in instead of sitting on top like a sticker.
  • Made to order: printed after you buy, usually 2–5 business days before it ships.
  • Ships to US addresses with tracking; the cost is shown at checkout.
Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart in inches
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)Price
S1828$27.99
M2029$27.99
L2230$27.99
XL2431$27.99
2XL2632$30.99
3XL2833$30.99

Measured flat: width across the chest armpit to armpit, length from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements are approximate (±1 in).

Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print.

Shipping & misprints

Printed in about 2–5 business days, then usually 3–5 business days in transit within the US, with tracking. If it arrives misprinted or damaged, email a photo to [email protected] within 30 days of delivery and we'll reprint it free. We can't take returns for change of mind or wrong size. Full policy.