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Video Games: Raised on Cartridges. Pixelated Since Birth.

For gamers who remember blowing on it and swearing it worked. These shirts are for couch veterans, late-night "one more" negotiators and anyone who has lost two hours to a power flicker. Low resolution, big heart.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a pixel-art cartridge and the words “I Blew on It and It Worked.” in a blocky pixel fontWhite t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel-art cartridge and the words “I Blew on It and It Worked.” in a blocky pixel font
I Blew on It and It WorkedOld-school players with a trusted three-puff technique. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with three empty pixel hearts, a full meter and the words “Extra Lives: 0. Confidence: Max.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with three empty pixel hearts, a full meter and the words “Extra Lives: 0. Confidence: Max.”
Extra Lives: 0. Confidence: MaxPlayers who go in with empty hearts and full confidence. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a pixel floppy disk with an X and the words “Didn't Save. Regret Everything.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel floppy disk with an X and the words “Didn't Save. Regret Everything.”
Didn't Save. Regret EverythingAnyone who learned to save the hard way. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a pixel hourglass and the words “It Was the Lag.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel hourglass and the words “It Was the Lag.”
It Was the LagPlayers who know it's never the player. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a pixel progress bar and the words “Saving... Do Not Unplug.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel progress bar and the words “Saving... Do Not Unplug.”
Saving... Do Not UnplugHouseholds where nobody vacuums near the outlet. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a row of pixel hearts, a pixel mug and the words “Low Health. Need Snacks.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a row of pixel hearts, a pixel mug and the words “Low Health. Need Snacks.”
Low Health. Need SnacksLate-night players one heart from the fridge. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with three plain pixel cartridges and the words “Raised on Cartridges.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with three plain pixel cartridges and the words “Raised on Cartridges.”
Raised on CartridgesPlayers who grew up with a slot and a little hope. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a pixel streetlight and the words “Played Until the Streetlights.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a pixel streetlight and the words “Played Until the Streetlights.”
Played Until the StreetlightsKids of the neighborhood who stayed out until the lamps came on. From $27.99
Black t-shirt printed in cyan ink with a big pixel heart and the words “Pixelated Since Birth.”White t-shirt printed in dark ink with a big pixel heart and the words “Pixelated Since Birth.”
Pixelated Since BirthLow-resolution people with big hearts. From $27.99

Each design comes on White or Athletic Heather (dark ink), or Navy or Dark Grey Heather (off-white ink). More ink colors: cyan ink on Navy, Black or Dark Grey Heather.

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