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Official shop merch · Mutt Cuts

MUTT CUTS

Since 2014, Mutt Cuts has been the place in Chico where dogs walk in looking like a mop and walk out looking like they have a modeling contract. Some arrive excited. Some arrive having been told they were "going for a ride." Either way, everyone leaves cleaner, fluffier and slightly smug. This is the official merch, from the same owner as Why It Fits, so it comes with a little extra attitude. Wear it for your dog, your groomer, or anyone who has ever found fur in their coffee.

Every dog gets a fresh start on the grooming table: the wiggly ones, the dramatic ones and the ones who act like they've never seen a brush. Mutt Cuts has been doing it in Chico since 2014, and these shirts and mugs are for the people who love those dogs.

Every tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001, printed when you order: $27.99, or $30.99 for 2XL and up. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a muddy pit bull next to the same pit bull freshly groomed and the words “Went In Swampy. Came Out Fancy.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a muddy pit bull next to the same pit bull freshly groomed and the words “Went In Swampy. Came Out Fancy.”
Went In Swampy. Came Out Fancy.Dropped off smelling like the pond, picked up smelling like a candle shop. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a big fluffy cat glaring from a grooming table and the words “This Is a Violation of My Fur.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a big fluffy cat glaring from a grooming table and the words “This Is a Violation of My Fur.”
This Is a Violation of My Fur.The cat has filed a formal complaint about the brush. It is under review. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer covered head to toe in pet fur, holding a brush and scissors and the words “I Wear Fur. None of It Is Mine.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer covered head to toe in pet fur, holding a brush and scissors and the words “I Wear Fur. None of It Is Mine.”
I Wear Fur. None of It Is Mine.Dog hair, cat hair and a little of something nobody can identify. Fully accessorized. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a happy dog in a bubble bath next to a frazzled wet cat and the words “Spa Day vs. Hostage Situation”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a happy dog in a bubble bath next to a frazzled wet cat and the words “Spa Day vs. Hostage Situation”
Spa Day vs. Hostage SituationSame bath, two very different reviews: one is relaxing, one is calling a lawyer. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull shaking off water next to a towel and the words “Shake First. Towel Later.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull shaking off water next to a towel and the words “Shake First. Towel Later.”
Shake First. Towel Later.Every dog has the same post-bath plan, and it always starts with the whole room getting wet. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat with a lion cut, a bow tie and a pom-pom tail and the words “Lion Cut. Lion Attitude.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat with a lion cut, a bow tie and a pom-pom tail and the words “Lion Cut. Lion Attitude.”
Lion Cut. Lion Attitude.A fresh lion cut comes with a mane, a pom-pom tail and a brand-new sense of importance. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a fluffy dog on a grooming table and a pair of clippers and the words “I Trim Butts for a Living.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a fluffy dog on a grooming table and a pair of clippers and the words “I Trim Butts for a Living.”
I Trim Butts for a Living.Glamorous? Not exactly. Necessary? Ask any fluffy dog. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a freshly groomed pit bull with a bandana rolling in the grass and the words “Just Groomed. Already Rolled in Something.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a freshly groomed pit bull with a bandana rolling in the grass and the words “Just Groomed. Already Rolled in Something.”
Just Groomed. Already Rolled in Something.Fresh cut, fresh bow, first chance at the yard, and straight into something smelly. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog holding a five-star review and a cat holding a one-star review and the words “Same Groomer. Very Different Reviews.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog holding a five-star review and a cat holding a one-star review and the words “Same Groomer. Very Different Reviews.”
Same Groomer. Very Different Reviews.The dog gives five stars. The cat gives one star and a long written statement. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull dramatically flopping during a nail trim and the words “Relax. It's Just a Nail Trim.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull dramatically flopping during a nail trim and the words “Relax. It's Just a Nail Trim.”
Relax. It's Just a Nail Trim.Thirty seconds of nail trim, five minutes of the most dramatic performance of the week. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat licking its paw next to a shower head and a shampoo bottle and the words “I Groom Myself, Thank You.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat licking its paw next to a shower head and a shampoo bottle and the words “I Groom Myself, Thank You.”
I Groom Myself, Thank You.The cat would like you to know that the shower is not necessary, thank you. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull sprinting away from a flying blue towel and the words “Post-Bath Zoomies Included.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull sprinting away from a flying blue towel and the words “Post-Bath Zoomies Included.”
Post-Bath Zoomies Included.The towel is a suggestion. The victory lap around the house is not. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a small dog getting a bow on a grooming table, nipping at the groomer's glove and the words “My Clients Bite and Still Get a Bow.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a small dog getting a bow on a grooming table, nipping at the groomer's glove and the words “My Clients Bite and Still Get a Bow.”
My Clients Bite and Still Get a Bow.Grumbles, nips and wiggles: every client still goes home with a bow on. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a puppy and a kitten sitting in a pile of fur and the words “Everybody Sheds. Nobody Admits It.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a puppy and a kitten sitting in a pile of fur and the words “Everybody Sheds. Nobody Admits It.”
Everybody Sheds. Nobody Admits It.Look at the floor of any grooming shop, then look at your couch. Everybody sheds. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull reaching for a treat next to grooming scissors and the words “Here for the Treats, Not the Trim.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull reaching for a treat next to grooming scissors and the words “Here for the Treats, Not the Trim.”
Here for the Treats, Not the Trim.Some dogs come for the haircut. This one comes for the cookie at the counter. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of an angry cat on a grooming table and the words “Do Not Make Eye Contact With the Cat.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of an angry cat on a grooming table and the words “Do Not Make Eye Contact With the Cat.”
Do Not Make Eye Contact With the Cat.Trust us on this one. Brush the dog first, and leave the cat to make the first move. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer with a lasso chasing a freshly bathed poodle and the words “Professional Fluff Wrangler”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer with a lasso chasing a freshly bathed poodle and the words “Professional Fluff Wrangler”
Professional Fluff WranglerPart groomer, part rodeo hand, full-time chaser of freshly bathed poodles. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog wrapped in a towel next to a cat with paperwork and the words “The Dog Is Fine. The Cat Is Pressing Charges.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog wrapped in a towel next to a cat with paperwork and the words “The Dog Is Fine. The Cat Is Pressing Charges.”
The Dog Is Fine. The Cat Is Pressing Charges.The dog had a lovely time. The cat is still drafting the paperwork. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog in a towel and bathrobe with blueberries around it and the words “Blueberry Facial. Big Ego.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog in a towel and bathrobe with blueberries around it and the words “Blueberry Facial. Big Ego.”
Blueberry Facial. Big Ego.A blueberry face wash, a fluffy robe and an ego the size of the grooming table. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer at a desk surrounded by wet dogs and the words “My Office Smells Like Wet Dog.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer at a desk surrounded by wet dogs and the words “My Office Smells Like Wet Dog.”
My Office Smells Like Wet Dog.Not a complaint, just a fact about the job. Wet dog is the office scent. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat with a speech bubble, holding up one paw and the words “I Have Claws and Opinions.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a cat with a speech bubble, holding up one paw and the words “I Have Claws and Opinions.”
I Have Claws and Opinions.Small paws, sharp claws and a strong opinion about the bath. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull with a head full of bubbles in a clawfoot tub and the words “Sit. Stay. Shampoo.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull with a head full of bubbles in a clawfoot tub and the words “Sit. Stay. Shampoo.”
Sit. Stay. Shampoo.The three most important commands in any grooming shop, in order. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a small fluffy dog getting a trim, with little hearts and the words “Will Trim for Tail Wags.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a small fluffy dog getting a trim, with little hearts and the words “Will Trim for Tail Wags.”
Will Trim for Tail Wags.Paid in tail wags, tipped in happy wiggles. Worth every snip. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog and a cat tugging on the same towel and the words “Two Pets. One Towel. Zero Cooperation.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a dog and a cat tugging on the same towel and the words “Two Pets. One Towel. Zero Cooperation.”
Two Pets. One Towel. Zero Cooperation.One towel, two wet pets, and nobody agreeing on who goes first. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a husky surrounded by a cloud of shed undercoat and the words “Undercoat Season. Send Help.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a husky surrounded by a cloud of shed undercoat and the words “Undercoat Season. Send Help.”
Undercoat Season. Send Help.That time of year when the brush fills up faster than the trash can. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a scowling white cat with a bow and a rain cloud and the words “Has a Groomer. Holds a Grudge.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a scowling white cat with a bow and a rain cloud and the words “Has a Groomer. Holds a Grudge.”
Has a Groomer. Holds a Grudge.Gets a fresh cut, keeps a long memory. Will be glaring for a week. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull in sunglasses with huge blow-dried blue hair and a dryer and the words “Blow-Dried and Dangerous.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a pit bull in sunglasses with huge blow-dried blue hair and a dryer and the words “Blow-Dried and Dangerous.”
Blow-Dried and Dangerous.Fresh off the dryer with big hair and bigger confidence. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer in a beret sculpting a poodle cut and the words “Hold Still. I'm an Artist.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer in a beret sculpting a poodle cut and the words “Hold Still. I'm an Artist.”
Hold Still. I'm an Artist.Every poodle cut is a masterpiece in progress, as long as the model holds still. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a barking dog next to a cat in front of a chalkboard full of plans and the words “One Barks. One Plots.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a barking dog next to a cat in front of a chalkboard full of plans and the words “One Barks. One Plots.”
One Barks. One Plots.Every two-pet house has one who barks at everything and one quietly running the show. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99
White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer flexing with a dryer next to a dog and a pile of fur and the words “Dematting Is My Cardio.”White t-shirt printed in full-color print with a full-color pencil drawing of a groomer flexing with a dryer next to a dog and a pile of fur and the words “Dematting Is My Cardio.”
Dematting Is My Cardio.Who needs a gym? A double coat and a dematting brush will do the job. Tee $27.99 · Mug $17.99

Each design comes on White, Athletic Heather or Baby Blue, printed in full color (light shirts only, so the pencil art stays crisp).

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